Oxymorons

For some reason, I tend to notice what others don't as I also tend to NOT notice what most observe. For instance, if my mom gets her hair colored, I can't usually tell unless she points it out. If my dad mows my lawn (LOVE you dad), I don't notice until my mom mentions it.

I DO notice things that to me, seem funny or ironic. While Sara and I were at Walgreen's today, I noticed the diapers, bottles and "all things baby" were located directly across the aisle from condoms, spermicides and all things that prohibit babies from being born.

Is that poor merchandising or sheer genius? By looking at the expensive baby items and the parents whose eyes seem glazed and their appearance disheveled - the unsuspecting male or female who is buying shaving cream eight products over might momentarily pause, think about their Saturday night date and stock up on some prophylactics.

This is my Saturday night. Put a fork in me.