Introducing My New Feature: Random Movie Lines With Mary

I've always felt that certain people can be gauged on a level from 0 to 12.52 based on both the movies they watch and the scenes they find as emotionally compelling - or comedic - as I do. During my post film-school dating years, I wouldn't look twice at a guy who didn't appreciate the comical genius of the Cohen Brothers "Raising Arizona." In hindsight, my taste in movies proved to better than my taste in men. I know many people will relate to some of these and MAYBE, just maybe, they will become enlightened and intrigued enough to check out some oldies, but goodies they weren't interested in BMB (before my blog). That sounded quite harsh and a bit superior, no? As if my blog could change people's lives. Muwahahahah. If fitting, the movie lines I post will pose as some parallel reference I'm experiencing in my life - while sharing some of my most beloved dialogue created to emote feelings we sometimes never realized we had until seeing "that" movie...Ah, the power of good filmmaking. I'm sure glad I majored in it. It's done a world of good for my career *insert sarcasm.*

Josie trying to hide after "Powder Gate"

Josie trying to hide after "Powder Gate"
Busted!

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

When Is a Single Mom's Job Done?

Never! Or, for those potty-mouth readers, how about "eff-ing never!" IT NEVER ends. I have two adorable,but OMNI-present little women who shadow me like Punxsutawney Phil on a winter-laden year. While I have subliminally known this for some time, it is at very odd and unique moments when it hits me like a ton of bricks. I'll hear a co-worker complain about the $20K she's throwing down for her daughter's approaching nuptials after just paying off her college tuition: that's 56,000 clams in one year. I immediately reached for the tums. If I knew their father would be helping out...someday...I wouldn't be so perplexed. I'm looking into every financial product available for future expenses such as college (remember folks: EDUCATION is everything! And the one paper of ownership that can't be repossessed or taken away). But anyone with a grain of common sense can look at this current living situation and agree it's not exactly a "win-win" for all parties involved - or lack there-of:) I apologize for my absence and somewhat inconsistent rants. I won't lie: my day job can be a bit stressful. Ironically, I used to be known as the girl-with-a-great-sense-of-humor-who-dances-like-no-ones-watching. That sounds very "Dances With Wolves," but me in a nutshell! While I can still break it down like it's nobodies bizness, there is a weight on my shoulders that feels oppressive in force. And while I put on a happy face for my girls (at least 80 percent of the time), who wouldn't be "Bitter: Party of One!" every so often. At least I have my girlish sensuality. Actually, that was meant to be a question. At least I have my girlish sensuality?